Max here. Gazzy thinks I'm an idiot right? I mean, he puts a freaking huge-ass picture of an airsoft gun on the front page of my blog and expects me NOT to freaking see it?! 2 things
1) All of the smelling your own farts must be getting to his conscience mind, and
2) I check this blog every freaking day!!!! I've just been so mad to post until now. Naturally, I noticed the gun the first day!!!
Therefore, Gazzy is grounding for blogging until december 23, 2011. And I know he will post an ass-load of stuff and spam on the blog right on december 23. I'm sorry if this blog looks like a mess then. I will try to clear it up. Anyway, I gotta go. I Iggy and Gazzy are giggling mischievously.
Over and out,
--Max
Friday, December 16, 2011
Thursday, December 15, 2011
I'm blind, just saying
Hey guys. Iggy. I never get enthusiastic about stuff, so don't expect me to be surprised by any of your comments. Just lettin you know. Also, fact number dos about me, I'm blind. I can't see. well, I can see stuff on white backgrounds so I can type because I can see the letter keys because the letters are black and the keyboard is white. Anyway, gotta go
Later gator,
-Ig
Later gator,
-Ig
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
The talking dog
Hey guys. Total here. and yes, I'm a talking, sophisticated dog that can jump at great heights of over 16 feet high!! I have nothing more to say.
Total out
-Total
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Nudge Here!!
Hi guys!! This is Nudge! I'm so excited that Max made a blog. I hope a lot of people see it and we can get like, totally famous! That would be so awesome!! Anyway, I need to say something. That picture above this post, the one of me and Gazzy eating a hot dog is totally not real. It's a total sketch!!!!! But I actually do kind of look like me in that picture though. Wait.. Is my skin really that dark? Damn, I need to look in mirrors more often. Which reminds me, maybe I should totally like, dye my hair blonde. Would you guys think it looks cool? I hope you do. That would be so awesome. OOPS!! My time on the blog ran out. Max is calling me over.
Later!
-Nudge ;)
Gazzy's post
Hi guys. I hope Max doesn't see this!! :) I snuck into a store and stole an awesome airsoft gun!!!!
I'm posing the picture on the blog. Me and Iggy are sharing it. Hopefully Max won't see this post. If she does, I'll probably get banned from the blog for a little while. But I'll be back. OH YES... I'LL BE BACK. Anyway guys, See you later!!!!!
-Gazzy (or the Gasman as you can call me if you want)
new blog!
Hey guys this is Max. Yeah, like Maximum Ride. You are all probably like, "why the heck is Max making a blog if Fang already has one?" That's a good question. That blog is Fang's opinion, this is MY opinion. It's that simple! Occasionally Nudge, Gazzy, Iggy (I will type it for him because he's friggin' blind), and possibly Angel will post a few comments and stuff on this blog. Thanks for helping me out and all. I appreciate it. before you ask questions, let me get things strait. THINGS I DON'T DO:
1) Drugs
2) Booze
3) Staying at stranger's houses
4) Exposing other superpowers we have
5) Being a girlfriend to ANYONE.
Got that? Good
Peace out
-Max
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